 Emily has blue hair and a foul mouth, is a serial job quitter and drinks too much. When sober, she’s cantankerous and kind of a wise ass. |
 Joel is happy-go-lucky and easily amused by such childlike activities as jumping on the bed and wearing random objects as hats. He is often shirtless to show off his four nipples. |
 Matt listens to punk music, plays bass and wears girl pants, thus gets called emo, indie, hipster, scene kid, et cetera. He swoons for Suicide Girls. |
 Ryan enjoys drinking, making outrageous remarks, and getting buck naked at the drop of a hat. He wears glasses because he plays too much Guitar Hero (and because he touches himself at night). |
 Willie is the world’s most offensive person. Like a Tourette’s patient, he randomly blurts obscenities that would shame Howard Stern. No woman on Earth can meet his standards. |
 Maggie is mild-mannered and studious by day and a superhero by night. Like Clark Kent, but really more like Chuck Norris. Tequila is her kryptonite. |
 Ben is the live-in landlord of the 476. He’s lax about collecting rent, so no one ever pays him on time. Dungeons and Dragons is his lifeblood. |
 Joey is a porn fiend and an online lounge lizard. He is also a bit of a hypochondriac. He is never seen not wearing this burgundy blazer. |
